The Macc Lads: Alehouse Rock CD Track Listing

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The Macc Lads Alehouse Rock (1994)
Johnny Mard - Guitar & Vocals\nWinston Dread - Drums & Vocals\nMuttleyMcLad - Bass & Vocals\nAl O'Peesha - Guitar & Vocals\nand:\nBinbag, Big Ears, Igor, Ben Nevis, Mungo, Uncle Nobby,\nMussolini, Rowell, Houeplant, Sandbach and Tankie\n\nAll songs ritten by the Macc Lads, engineered and produced by Bald Eagle\nAll songs published by Link Music/Hectic House\nRecorded at the Cottage, Macclesfield; 17th December 1993\nManagement: Slimy Git\nFurther Info: Rowell, 137 Park Lane, Macclesfield SK11 UB\n

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1. The Macc Lads - Piles (02:02)
   Originally released in demo form on the\n"Turtles' Heads" ep, this has been completely\nre-recorded for the album. Despite, I may add,\nmy imprecations concerning the cost.
2. The Macc Lads - Alehouse (02:05)
   This was a title suggested to me by one of the\nfans. I am always amazed by anysigns of wit\nor humour demonstrated by the Great\nUnwashed,and I congratulatedthis particular\noaf on his perceptive pun. He replied: "You\nfuckin' what?"
3. The Macc Lads - Back on the Pies Again (01:20)
   Dedicated to Lockstock, Barrel, Ben Nevis,\nBach, K2 and all the huge, great, useless,\nblubbery things who have enjoyed a pie too\nmany whilst working for thelads over the years.\n
4. The Macc Lads - Noises (00:06)
5. The Macc Lads - Tart With the Heart (02:46)
   The return of Binbag whose voice has been\nknown to fossilise dogshit. Muttley keeps asking\nme if the Health Insurance Policy I took out for\nthe band coversa genito-urinary specialist. I\nsuspect this tale therefore to be true. The catchy\nriff as stum
6. The Macc Lads - Noises (00:08)
7. The Macc Lads - Vigilante Shanty (02:45)
   The unwelcome return of Uncle Knobby. Macc\nmade the 9 O'Clock News when some wretched\nburglar was stripped, tarred, feathered and \nchained up by locals. Personally, I would\nexecute all offenders, from women drivers to\ncrusty old perverts like.. well,
8. The Macc Lads - Noises (00:10)
9. The Macc Lads - Prestbury Girls (01:56)
   Prestbury is know as the Millionaires' Village.\nWhen the Lads visit me they have to remove\ntheir shoes at the parish boundary.
10. The Macc Lads - Village Idiot (02:27)
    Not, in fact, a companion piece to the previous\nsong, rather a comment on the seething mass of\ninhumanity that used to congregate along\nSunderland Street...especially on Thursdays.
11. The Macc Lads - Noises (00:12)
12. The Macc Lads - Frogbashing (01:38)
    Muttley's favourite topic is how the country has\ngone downhill since we stoppedhaving wars\nwith France. He thinks the French are garlic\\neating, soap avoiding, cowardly, sheep burning,\ndirty, horrible, oily, lazy, filthy bastards... allthis\nfom one d
13. The Macc Lads - Noises (00:04)
14. The Macc Lads - Gone Fishin' (02:22)
    Along with "Feed Your Face" and the plastic\ndog turd, this song is part of theLads'\ncontribution to legal history. Never before in the\nfield of marital conflict have the lyrics to a pop\nsong been considered grounds for divorce. Mind\nyou, it *s* prett
15. The Macc Lads - Noises (00:10)
16. The Macc Lads - Rockweilers (02:14)
    For sad bastards who collect trivia, the name of\nthe featured dog is "Rowell".A particularly dim\ndog (of no fixed breed) belinging to Al O'Peesha.\nKnobby comes round to empty his anal sacks\nwhen the need arises. (Whose anal sacks? -Ed)
17. The Macc Lads - Father's Day (03:23)
    Written, if I'm not mistaken, for Stammer, whose\nexpert cartoonery is matched only by his mission\nto repopulate the planet with stuttering rugrats.\nHis mum became a grandma at the age of 32.\nThere is a sweep on the age at which Stammer\nbecome a grand
18. The Macc Lads - Noises (00:04)
19. The Macc Lads - Turtles' Heads (02:00)
    The original recording of this was made with\nsome pint pots and an out-of-tunepiano. Al\nO'Peesha would like to thank all those fans who\\nwrote in to congratulate him on his piano playing.\nHe programmed acomputer to play it, you fuck\nwits.\n
20. The Macc Lads - Noises (00:04)
21. The Macc Lads - Dirty Glass (01:23)
    A true story, sadly. Well, most of it anyway. I'll let\nyou into a little secret- he was actually a Sunni.\nMind you, I personally alwaysfelt the dog to be a\nmenace.
22. The Macc Lads - Noises (00:08)
23. The Macc Lads - Thinking in the Dark (03:21)
    It's the sort of thing you do, isn't it? You know,\nthink about things. Like, how do they *know*\nevery snowflake is different? Riots swept Merry\nEngland in 1981, and Macclesfield was not to\nbe outdone. Someone threw a brick through\nArighi Bianhi's win
24. The Macc Lads - Helen of Fowey (02:23)
    Muttley says that this tug's home town is\npronounced "Foy". This does not explain how\nthe vegetable in question arrived at its final\nresting place, or am I being naive?
25. The Macc Lads - Noises (00:04)
26. The Macc Lads - Hen Night (02:56)
    I am told that it is a good idea to vacate the pub\nwhen a Hen partylooms, as they are worse in\ndrink than the men. Frankly, I don't mind, as the\nestablishments I frequent would bar entry to any\nsort ofparty, never mind one composed of\n*women*
27. The Macc Lads - Noises (01:12)