20 Ways to annoy people

A list by Clickriver

do these things if you are bored or like to bore off other people

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: annoyance fun people humor entertainment

• 1 Ask people what gender they are.
• 2 Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
• 3 Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
• 4 Sing along at the opera.
• 5 Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
• 6 learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of 'Beep bip bip beep beep bip'
• 7 Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
• 8 Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
• 9 Forget the punchline to long joke, but assure the listener 'It was a real hoot.'
• 10 Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silence with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
• 11 Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you like it that way.
• 12 Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
• 13 Repeat the following conversation a dozen times "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
• 14 At the luandromant, use one dryer for each of your socks.
• 15 Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of you chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I mess that up."
• 16 If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with a pen while talking to others.
• 17 Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
• 18 Super glue every object on your boss's desk.
• 19 Replace every sticker that says 'Push' with 'Pull'
• 20 Check out a novel from the library and write the surprise ending on the first page.