You Know You're A Chat Junkie If...
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- the only time you get out is to go buy beer.
- your neighbors have started mowing your yard.
- your best friends have forgotten who you are.
- you've never laid eyes on your new best friends.
- your coffee pot is on at 3:00am.
- the only way you will answer your kids is if they use your avatar name.
- you've run out of blank tapes for taping your favorite shows.
- your shelves are full of video tapes you'll probably never watch.
- you phone everybody you know before you get on line so you won't be interrupted.
- you've signed up for the Mavis Beacon typing course.
- you look at somebody and you can't remember their name because it's not above their head.
- you have visited the medical supply to buy a donut to sit on.
- everytime you go to the bathroom you say 'BRB'.
- bathroom breaks are a real inconvenience.
- you're really sorry you renewed your magazine subscriptions for three years.
- you put Worlds Chat next to Air and Water in your personal Maslow's hierarchy.