101 Things to do with AOL Diskettes!

A list by ComputerNerd

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• Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metaldoor for knife).
• 2. Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter.
• 3. Construct a life size replica of Stonehenge.
• 4. At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg.
• 5. Money clip (use the metal door and discard the plastic case...the"rich nerd" look is IN this year).
• 6. Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates).
• 7. Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).
• 8. Give them to young children to use as building blocks.
• 9. Glue them to the bottom of the space shuttle and use them as re-entryburn tiles.
• 10. Dentures (melt & form them into new teeth for grandma).
• 11. Room dividers for hamsters.
• 12. Drink coasters.
• 13. Use multiple disks to create an ideal door stopper.
• 14. Ice scraper.
• 15. Bathroom tile.
• 16. Bookmark.
• 17. Mini frisbee.
• 18. Air hockey puck.
• 19. Dog chew toy.
• 20. Dart board.
• 21. Pooper scooper.
• 22. Grill scraper.
• 23. Use them for karate board-breaking demonstrations (save a tree).
• 24. Wrist slicer - after receiving first AOL bill (use metal door).
• 25. Conversation piece for coffee table.
• 26. Destroy them - smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.
• 27. Light switch cover.
• 28. Chinese throwing stars (tape 2 together).
• 29. Clay pigeons for target practice.
• 30. Greeting card (bind two together at one end).
• 31. Halloween treat (give them away all night long).
• 32. Bullet proof vest (arrange together in triple thickness).
• 33. Firewood.
• 34. Bird house.
• 35. Paper weights.
• 36. Pen holders (make a box without a top).
• 37. Post it-notes holder.
• 38. Refrigerator magnet (glue a magnet to the back).
• 39. A very sturdy base for putting the motorcycle sidestand on whenparking on soft surfaces.
• 40. Keep 'em in the trunk for extra traction in the snow.
• 41. Solar Eclipse Glasses (open door and look through disk at the sun/moon -actually works).
• 42. Placing one in each back pocket helps children who get paddled by the coach. This spreads the force to a wider area.
• 43. Make an AOL disk & pasta casserole.
• 44. Incense burners (put stick in hole of disk hub and light the incense.
• 45. Bug Shield (glue a bunch to the front of your car's hood).
• 46. Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with this list).
• 47. Melt the plastic of the disks into a giant sculpture.
• 48. Hand them out as party favors.
• 49. Hidden/spare key holder (crack open 1 side, insert key and thenplace near door. Completely safe...who would want an AOL disk?)
• 50. Vertical blinds.
• 51. Be an AOL diskette surgeon and disect a diskette.
• 52. Bench press weights (I can press 120).
• 53. Grind 'em up and refertilize the front lawn.
• 54. The new "Domino's stuffed-crust pizza" filling.
• 55. Tell the kids to leave warm milk & AOL disks for Santa.
• 56. Brake shoes.
• 57. House insulation.
• 58. Recycle them for the scrap metal.
• 59. Kitchen tile for Bill Gates' new mansion in Seatle (walk all overthe competition)
• 60. Hockey Puck.
• 61. Add water and special plant life to make a Chia-Disk.
• 62. Noise maker for your bike spokes (why damage your valuable baseballcards).
• 63. Put one on a leash and drag it along as you walk...makes the perfectpet.
• 64. Poker chips.
• 65. Baseball practice (throw them up in the air and hit them with thebat).
• 66. Keychain (Put a key ring through one of the writeprotect holesand you've got a snappy executive bathroom keychain for the office).
• 67. Mail to 10 friends-start an AOL chain-letter (add a disk with eachlink).
• 68. Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped pieceof bent coathanger to both disks).
• 69. Grind them up to make fake snow.
• 70. Earrings (put loop into write-protect hole).
• 71. Dental floss (use actual disk).
• 72. Use them for zipper pulls (instead of ski lift tickets).
• 73. When your collection of disks reaches 52, use them for a deck ofcards.
• 74. Use them to fill potholes.
• 75. Hood ornament.
• 76. Snow blower replacement blades.
• 77. Put them in your shirt pocket to make you look smart.
• 78. Make two stacks of 10 and use them as heels for platform shoes.
• 79. Rubic's cube case (make into box).
• 80. Shipping material (keeps your photos from being bent in the mail).
• 81. Protect your table from burns caused by hot pots and pans.
• 82. Snack trays (great for holding hors d'oeuvres at parties).
• 83. Give them as stocking stuffers to all those people who piss youoff.
• 84. Fly paper (use actual disk and put string through middle, hang2" apart and apply honey to disks).
• 85. Pocket protector (gee Gilbert I really like your new pocket protector-thanks Lewis).
• 86. They make a *dandy* addition to a #$*+&% neighbor's back yard.Better yet, get them to actually install it on their computer.
• 87. Use them as elbow and knee pads.
• 88. Wax scraper for snowboards.
• 89. Use them to decorate your aquarium and create Computer City underwater.
• 90. Tape a few together and use them as a mouse pad.
• 91. Collect a large mass and detonate a supernova.
• 92. A wind clacker (similar to a wind chime).
• 93. Soap dish (remove metal to prevent rusting).
• 94. Row markers for your vegetable garden. (carrots, beans, peas....)
• 95. Makes the perfect dance floor for your ant colony.
• 96. Bread roller (use actual disks and put rod through center-use about100).
• 97. Hot glue gun resting/protecting pad.
• 98. Baby mobile.
• 99. Fence (may need a few thousand).
• 100. Toe tags for mortuaries. Great for identifying dead computer nerds.
• 101. Wonderbra inserts for that Madonna-techno look.