The Top 9 Indications Your Family Might Be Dysfunctional
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- New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.
- Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.
- Your mother and your preteen sister always fighting over the last beer.
- In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power to ranch.
- Bikers next door always complaining about the noise.
- Holidays usually celebrated by sniffing glue and kicking a toaster around the house.
- Family discussions usually begin with, "Put the gun down."
- Instead of saying grace before dinner, father reads a passage from Penthouse Forum.
- Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey.