Top Ten Surprises in Roger Clinton's Book Growing Up Clinton

A list by Greg

from Late Show with David Letterman

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• 10. Tried to go to Vietnam in Bill's place, but the Army said, "no, thanks"
• 9. Bill won't touch Hillary unless she's wearingthe Mayor McCheese outfit
• 8. He's half Clinton, half Piscopo
• 7. As college sophomore, Bill smoked really big joint and spent three months chasing an armadillo across the Mojave Desert
• 6. During brother's inauguration, took a leak in
• the reflecting pool
• 5. If you rearrange the letters in Roger Clintonyou get "Forrest Gump"
• 4. As early as second grade, Bill was knownaround the playground as "one-term Bubba"
• 3. He taught Kato Kaelin how to dance (VT ofKato dancing)
• 2. That "Oprah-Uma" thing was his idea
• 1. He voted for Perot