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► A list by Sean Burke
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If you do not give i shall take3. - This is item No.3
Hope for the best plan for the worst4. - This is item No.4
The prick sucker punched me5. - This is item No.5
Don't be ashmed to be turned on just be true to your self6. - This is item No.6
I ask for help and you show me the door7. - This is item No.7
The prick sucker punched me8. - This is item No.8
What you dont know could fill a book my friend - 10.
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Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe their leading11. - This is item No.11
Increase the peace12. - This is item No.12
It looks like you fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down13. - This is item No.13
Complex problems sometimes have the simplest solutions14. - This is item No.14
When you know nothink about a subject its better to say nothink15. - This is item No.15
She just eye fucked the shit out of me16. - This is item No.16
Its only unethical if you get caught - 18.
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Shes so hot you'l have to hose her down19. - This is item No.19
You let everyone piss on you then you wonder why your wet20. - This is item No.20
You have to dress for success to impress21. - This is item No.21
Sometimes i think you talk just to make sounds22. - This is item No.22
Y dont you make like a tree and leave23. - This is item No.23
Y dont you make like a bannana and split24. - This is item No.24
A house divided will not stand - 26.
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Thanks for parking so close next time leave a fucking can opener so i can get my car out. Ps. people like you should take the bus27. - This is item No.27
Never look back always look forward28. - This is item No.28
Your so far out of your league your playing a totally different sport29. - This is item No.29
I'd rather ask for forgiveness than for permission30. - This is item No.30
If you wana moon someone just show them your face31. - This is item No.31
I may have been born at night but i was'nt born last night32. - This is item No.32
I may have been born at sea but im no dummie - 34.
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I would'nt give ya the steam of my piss35. - This is item No.35
I show you my hand and you slap it away36. - This is item No.36
Im saving your ass and your shitin on me37. - This is item No.37
Don't hate me cus you ant me38. - This is item No.38
I take reason over instint39. - This is item No.39
Power is a funny thing its when you think you have it your in troble40. - This is item No.40
The sun will come out tommoro but crap won't cut it today - 42.
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They say forgive and forget i say, Forget about forgiving and accepting just forget and accept43. - This is item No.43
How can you be sneakey with a face like that44. - This is item No.44
Theres no deceat colder than the friendship which is betrayed45. - This is item No.45
Reveng is a meal best served cold46. - This is item No.46
Theres the door unless you wanna leave through the window47. - This is item No.47
No victory comes without a price48. - This is item No.48
Your head is like a filthy mop - 50.
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If you don't understand it get rid of it51. <
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