Top Ten Surprises in Roger Clinton's Book Growing Up Clinton

from Late Show with David Letterman

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10. Tried to go to Vietnam in Bill's place, but thearmy said, "no, thanks"
9. Bill won't touch Hillary unless she's wearingthe Mayor McCheese outfit
8. He's half Clinton, half Piscopo
7. As college sophomore, Bill smoked really big
joint and spent three months chasing an
armadilloacross the Mojave Desert
6. During brother's inauguration, took a leak in
the reflecting pool
5. If you rearrange the letters in Roger Clintonyou get "Forrest Gump"
4. As early as second grade, Bill was knownaround the playground as "one-term Bubba"
3. He taught Kato Kaelin how to dance (VT ofKato dancing)
2. That "Oprah-Uma" thing was his idea
1. He voted for Perot

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